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City to Announce Guaranteed Income to Squeegee Kids if They Stay Off Corners

The city is expected to announce next week the offer of a guaranteed income if squeegee kids stay out of city intersections.

The size of the paycheck is still unclear; however, the city is currently offering potential criminals $375 a month in a separate program if they refrain from shooting other people.

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If participants remain crime-free, the city vows to provide educational opportunities, housing assistance, and stipends for completing a resume, going on a job interview, and meeting with a life coach.

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